Character Issues: Colossus

The Stats: Name: Piotr Rasputin Height: 6’6 (Human Form) 7’5 (Armored) Weight: 250 lbs (Human Form) 500 lbs (Armored) Powers: Organic Steel Skin grants him Super Strength, Durability, Endurance, Resistance to adverse conditions/environments Type: Living Tank/Thug Poet Excels at:  Self-pity, Losing in spite of his powers Fails at:  Relationships with Continue Reading

Character Issues: The Martian Manhunter

The Stats Name: J’onn J’onzzz Height: 6’7 Weight: 300 lb Powers: Shape Shifting, Telepathy, Super Strength, Super Speed…..he has just about every superpower. Type:  Glass Cannon Excels at:  Looking Awesome on paper Fails at:  Being as awesome as he looks on paper Learn about the Martian Manhunter The Character: The Continue Reading

Character Issues: Wonder Man

The Stats Name:  Simon Williams Height :6’2 Weight: 380 lbs Powers: Class 100 Strength, Immortality, Flight, Invulnerability Type:  Flying Brick Excels at:  Failing in fantastic ways, Psychological breaks Fails at:  Team work, Competence Learn about Wonder Man The Character Crackling with Ionic Energy is the condemned powerhouse, a character devoid Continue Reading

This is why Batman Sucks

*I’ll be writing an article that gives my take on why Batman is the Greatest American Hero too.  Fall back fanboys and fangirls.* “The Goddamned Batman.” A titled bestowed by esteemed lunatic Frank Miller in his character defiling All-Star Batman and Robin.  All-Star Batman and Robin was a guided journey Continue Reading

The Silver Surfer Problem

Instead of doing a boring ass intro page, I will just establish the tone for this blog here.  The Silver Surfer is one of my favorite characters…but he sucks.  The same goes for Martian Manhunter, Colossus, Ben Grimm…  These characters have great personalities and interesting backstories but just exist as Continue Reading

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